Driving to the office this morning down the M2 motorway, I looked over
to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per
hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway
over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared the **** out of me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which
fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG
JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the
cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN
IMPORTANT CALL.
****ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per
hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway
over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared the **** out of me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which
fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG
JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the
cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN
IMPORTANT CALL.
****ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!