Bloke Joke
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he scored his first ever hole-in-one then his cell
phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of
more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a
personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and
asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself?!'
'While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you
went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!!! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And _YOU_ will be her care giver!!!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed his heart out.
The doctor then sniggered and said, "Just messing with you. She's dead.
What'd you shoot?
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he scored his first ever hole-in-one then his cell
phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of
more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a
personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and
asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself?!'
'While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you
went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!!! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And _YOU_ will be her care giver!!!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed his heart out.
The doctor then sniggered and said, "Just messing with you. She's dead.
What'd you shoot?
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