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    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to
    line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden. While a sexy,
    beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
    Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told
    that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
    be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
    She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
    until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

    Poor Carlos.
    As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off,
    clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
    Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and
    bent over to pick it up.

    Then all the other bells started to ring ...
    2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

    I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

    #2
    Originally posted by brikkis View Post
    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to
    line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden. While a sexy,
    beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
    Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told
    that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
    be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
    She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
    until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

    Poor Carlos.
    As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off,
    clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
    Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and
    bent over to pick it up.

    Then all the other bells started to ring ...

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      #3
      1 person out of 30 found this funny? I give up man
      2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

      I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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        #4
        Originally posted by brikkis View Post
        1 person out of 30 found this funny? I give up man
        Make that 2 out of 31
        Officially shorter than Rocket... and that's the TRUTH

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          #5
          Originally posted by StevieGnR View Post
          Make that 2 out of 31
          2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

          I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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            #6
            Originally posted by brikkis View Post
            Officially shorter than Rocket... and that's the TRUTH

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              #7
              I've heard it before
              I live with Steptoe.

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                #8
                Originally posted by StevieGnR View Post
                Make that 2 out of 31
                3
                Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                (1995)
                "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                  #9
                  It's probably hilarious after a few.
                  A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mumsafan View Post
                    I've heard it before
                    And was it funny then?
                    2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

                    I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by rowanad View Post
                      It's probably hilarious after a few.
                      2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

                      I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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