NORTH SHORE IDIOT
The North Shore Times News crime column reported that a man walked
into a McDonalds at 8:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The
clerk turned him down because she said she couldn't open the cash
register without a food order. When the man ordered a Big Mac, the
clerk said they weren't available until 10:30am as only the
breakfast menu was on offer.
Frustrated, the man walked away.
AUCKAND CITY IDIOTS
Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM machine in Auckland
City's Queen Street by running a chain from the machine to the
bumper of their Toyota Land Cruiser, but instead of pulling the front
panel
Off the machine they pulled the bumper off their 4WD. Scared,
and
attracting attention from oncoming traffic, they left the scene
and drove home, with the chain still attached to the machine,
their
bumper still attached to the chain, and with their vehicle's
license plate still attached to the bumper.
No, they did not use a stolen car.
SOUTH EAST AUCKLAND IDIOT
A man walked into an open late dairy, put a $20 bill on the
Counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash
drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the
clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the co unter.
The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
EAST AUCKLAND IDIOT
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd
just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze,
and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the
window with all his might. The brick bounced back and hit the
would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Apparently,
the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. And the whole
event
was caught on videotape, which the store owner subsequently sold
for
use on TV.
WEST AUCKLAND IDIOT
As a female shopper exited the K-mart in St Lukes Mall, a man
Grabbed her purse and ran. A shop assistant at K-Mart called the
Police immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed
description of the snatcher. Shortly after, the police had
apprehended the snatcher, trying to mingle in the shopping crowd
on
Queen Street. They put him in the car and drove back to the K-Mart
store. The thief was then taken out of the car and up to the K-Mart
front desk and told to stand there for a positive ID.
To which he replied: "Yes, Officer, that's her. That's the lady I
stole the purse from"
SOUTH AUCKLAND IDIOT
When a man attempted to siphon petrol from a motor home parked
on
a Manukau street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police
arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor
home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man
admitted to trying to steal petrol and plugged his hose into the
motor home's sewage tank by mistake. He had tried to siphon the
petrol by first sucking it up the hose. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd
ever had.
The North Shore Times News crime column reported that a man walked
into a McDonalds at 8:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The
clerk turned him down because she said she couldn't open the cash
register without a food order. When the man ordered a Big Mac, the
clerk said they weren't available until 10:30am as only the
breakfast menu was on offer.
Frustrated, the man walked away.
AUCKAND CITY IDIOTS
Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM machine in Auckland
City's Queen Street by running a chain from the machine to the
bumper of their Toyota Land Cruiser, but instead of pulling the front
panel
Off the machine they pulled the bumper off their 4WD. Scared,
and
attracting attention from oncoming traffic, they left the scene
and drove home, with the chain still attached to the machine,
their
bumper still attached to the chain, and with their vehicle's
license plate still attached to the bumper.
No, they did not use a stolen car.
SOUTH EAST AUCKLAND IDIOT
A man walked into an open late dairy, put a $20 bill on the
Counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash
drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the
clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the co unter.
The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
EAST AUCKLAND IDIOT
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd
just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze,
and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the
window with all his might. The brick bounced back and hit the
would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Apparently,
the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. And the whole
event
was caught on videotape, which the store owner subsequently sold
for
use on TV.
WEST AUCKLAND IDIOT
As a female shopper exited the K-mart in St Lukes Mall, a man
Grabbed her purse and ran. A shop assistant at K-Mart called the
Police immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed
description of the snatcher. Shortly after, the police had
apprehended the snatcher, trying to mingle in the shopping crowd
on
Queen Street. They put him in the car and drove back to the K-Mart
store. The thief was then taken out of the car and up to the K-Mart
front desk and told to stand there for a positive ID.
To which he replied: "Yes, Officer, that's her. That's the lady I
stole the purse from"
SOUTH AUCKLAND IDIOT
When a man attempted to siphon petrol from a motor home parked
on
a Manukau street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police
arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor
home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man
admitted to trying to steal petrol and plugged his hose into the
motor home's sewage tank by mistake. He had tried to siphon the
petrol by first sucking it up the hose. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd
ever had.
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