...so he went to see the doctor, and told him that 'his friend' couldn't get it up any more. The doctor explains that 'his friend' needn't worry, help is at hand, and there was a new treatment developed in China which uses muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk to assist natural arousal. A king size erection is guaranteed.
'Blimey,' says the man, 'I'll have some fo that myself!'
Two weeks later and the operation is over, the man takes his new girlfriend out for Sunday tea, and things are going well. Suddenly he feels a swelling in his trousers, so to ease the tension slightly he undoes the top inch of his fly zip. Quick as a flash, a giant length of penis reaches out, grabs a bun, and disappears back under the table.
Of course the girlfriend notices. 'Did I see what I thought I just saw?' she asks, gravely.
He plays it cool. 'Sure, that was just my penis, grabbing a quick bun,' he replies.
Fortunately she is impressed.
'Very impressive penile dexterity,' she says. 'Er, can it do it again?'
'I think so,' he replies, ' but I don't think there is enough room up my arse for another bun.'
'Blimey,' says the man, 'I'll have some fo that myself!'
Two weeks later and the operation is over, the man takes his new girlfriend out for Sunday tea, and things are going well. Suddenly he feels a swelling in his trousers, so to ease the tension slightly he undoes the top inch of his fly zip. Quick as a flash, a giant length of penis reaches out, grabs a bun, and disappears back under the table.
Of course the girlfriend notices. 'Did I see what I thought I just saw?' she asks, gravely.
He plays it cool. 'Sure, that was just my penis, grabbing a quick bun,' he replies.
Fortunately she is impressed.
'Very impressive penile dexterity,' she says. 'Er, can it do it again?'
'I think so,' he replies, ' but I don't think there is enough room up my arse for another bun.'
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