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    >Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
    >what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
    >fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy
    >was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
    >about his father.
    >
    >"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
    >clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
    >he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep
    >with him."
    >
    >The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
    >Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
    >
    >"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
    >embarrassed to say."
    A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

    #2
    Originally posted by rowanad View Post
    >Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
    >what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
    >fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy
    >was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
    >about his father.
    >
    >"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
    >clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
    >he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep
    >with him."
    >
    >The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
    >Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
    >
    >"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
    >embarrassed to say."
    'and boy could he play!.

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      #3
      I just changed the punchline to "He plays for Everton" and got a big laugh

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