Crap Jokes

[Paddy]

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

acne waits until you're a teenager to come on your face

[PTP]

all of u are banned!











Q: What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
A: Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

[Paddy]

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground

[PTP]

haha timing of that!

[Paddy]

Too late dude.

[Subby]

i was watching the olympics yesterday and i thought to myself

**** is there anything these chinese arent good at ?


then i remembered







picking cockles in morecombe bay

[Subby]

might wanna put NSFW or 18 on this thread....sickly funny though

[Paddy]

Whats the best thing about punching a transexual in the face?

You get all of the pleasure of hitting a woman and none of the guilt.

[BFG]

Woke up in bed yesterday with a dead terrorist beside me with his dick up my arse.

I called the police and they said I'd been the victim of a suicide bummer.

[Paddy]

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

[Paddy]

Woke up in bed yesterday with a dead terrorist beside me with his dick up my arse.

I called the police and they said I'd been the victim of a suicide bummer.

[Paddy]

Q. What do a Priest and a Pint of Guinness have in common?

A. A bad one will tear the arse out of you.

[tufty]

whats red and found in a dark corner at Harry Ramsdens ?

abortion of chips




whats the height of cruelty ?

telling a thalidomide what a wank is

[BFG]

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

****ing funny.

[Paddy]

What's red, sticky, and crawls up your leg?

Homesick Abortion