Crap Jokes

[SB]

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[Slinky Skills]

My mate said he saw a badger on the way to work this morning.

I said to him "How do you know it's on its way to work?"

[ChesterDave]

Pig: I'm paranoid everyone wants to eat me
Therapist: I will cure you
Pig: Oh no

Not one for the kids

[Irishnev]

Pig: I'm paranoid everyone wants to eat me
Therapist: I will cure you
Pig: Oh no

[super_xabi]

something about a wedgie?

[Slinky Skills]

[SB]

Just had to have a golf ball removed from my arse.

The doctor said it had gone up a fairway.

[Norbs]

Just had to have a golf ball removed from my arse.

The doctor said it had gone up a fairway.

[Slinky Skills]

Just had to have a golf ball removed from my arse.

The doctor said it had gone up a fairway.

[SB]

The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers these days is fish & chips.

And even that I take with a pinch of salt.

[Tatterdemalion]

My Prince Andrew advent calendar is broke. Cant open the flaps after 16 ..

Ooh.. from 2019

[fidget]

I'm selling all my dogging equipment on ebay
No bids yet but 15 people are watching

[5europeancups]

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. People say it’s ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it.

thats pretty good!

[fidget]

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. People say it’s ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it.

[Slinky Skills]