Crap Jokes

[Slinky Skills]

Why do Ducks make great detectives?

Because they always quack the case.

LOL

[Slinky Skills]

Have you heard of a film called Constipation?

It hasn't come out yet.

[ChesterDave]

What do you call a chicken that counts its own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

Wron thread. That's a cracking joke

[fidget]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

[Slinky Skills]

What do you call a chicken that counts its own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

[brightred]

I was walking through a cemetery the other day and saw a bloke crouched down behind a grave

I said 'Morning' and he replied 'No, just having a ****'

Bob Mortimer

I ****in love Bob

[SB]

I used to work in a Russian Napkin factory.

I was a member of the Serviette Union.

[Norbs]

[Slinky Skills]

I used to work in a Russian Napkin factory.

I was a member of the Serviette Union.

[Buzzo]

[Slinky Skills]

Just had a detective knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.

I told him if he used both eyes he'd probably find him a lot quicker.

[Slinky Skills]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks.

Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[Slinky Skills]

Yeah it's great haha! I liked the Irish one as well with the talking Donkey and Aisling Bea lol, you watched it yet?

Bob Mortimer cracks me up as well, brilliant on Gone Fishing.

[fidget]

Haha!

If you haven’t watched Last One Laughing on Prime yet slinks get it done!
If you’ve not got Prime here are Mortimer’s best bits.
He’ll be back to defend his crown in season 2

“I went to see Dr Hook when I was younger.
Worst prostate examination I’ve ever had”


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[Slinky Skills]

Haha!