Crap Jokes

[Norbs]

Still too good for this thread

[fidget]

I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me.
Four tops.

[SB]

We’ve got a few of those on here

[Slinky Skills]

[Norbs]

Thats more like it

[Slinky Skills]

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow.

Two animals that are in a baaaaaaad moooooood! Haha

[Norbs]

That's a bit highbrow for here

[fidget]

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives, Saint Peter says, "Welcome. You can ask me one question. Anything you want and I will answer truthfully."
The man says, "l have to know - Who really shot J.F.K.?"
Saint Peter says, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him, and he acted alone."
The man looks stunned, lets out a long whistle, shakes his head and says, "Wow.This goes even higher than I thought."

[SB]

I once asked a girl on a date and she said I had a face like a back of a boat.

I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look.

Did you tiller to get stuffed ?

[Slinky Skills]

I once asked a girl on a date and she said I had a face like a back of a boat.

I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look.

[SB]

My mate Gav died of heartburn this morning.

I can't believe Gaviscon.

[Norbs]

My mate Gav died of heartburn this morning.

I can't believe Gaviscon.

[Slinky Skills]

My mate Gav died of heartburn this morning.

I can't believe Gaviscon.

[Norbs]

The 1970s called, they want their joke back

[Slinky Skills]

What emergency number does Adolf Hitler dial when he needs help?

Nein nein nein!