Crap Jokes

[Slinky Skills]

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"

[ChesterDave]

Stolen from a friends Facebook...

Leicester will be in the Champions League next season.......

UEFA tend to gift-aid football shirts of the representative teams to children in underprivileged countries.... There could be children in Africa walking around in Leicester shirts......

Imagine..... Children without Water, walking around with 'Drinkwater' on their shirts

[brightred]

[pezzzer]

A man rings a vets surgery and says
"you've got to come to see my dog, he's swallowed a condom!! It's an emergency!!"
The vet says "il finish up what I'm doing and be there in one hour!"
The man rings back 10 minutes later and says to the vet "don't worry about coming now, panic over!"
The vet says "how come? "
The man says "I found another one in the draw"!!!

[Red_Polo]

What did the ceiling say to the floor?

I'll meet you at the corner.

That's where they meet the walls, not each other.

Anyway this thread is for jokes in bad/poor taste
Not bad or poor jokes!

[Slinky Skills]

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

[Slinky Skills]

What did the ceiling say to the floor?

I'll meet you at the corner.

[Slinky Skills]

Why did the frog die?


He Kermit suicide.

[brightred]

Nothing for days??

Might have posted this before but....

What's the difference between Fatima Whitbreads cunt and a snooker ball?

You'd eat a snooker ball if you had to!

[Maxiedge]

i know its your site and stuff but you should really consider giving yourself a week in the sin bin just to send a message and prevent anyone else trying **** like that.

I thought it was quite good ftr

[baitman]

i know its your site and stuff but you should really consider giving yourself a week in the sin bin just to send a message and prevent anyone else trying **** like that.

[Paul.S]

Why do you never see dogs hiding up trees?

















































































Because they're really good at it.

[Tee]

[Fivex]

[ChesterDave]

My Grandad just said to me "Liverpool are ****e this year lad." I said "tell me something I don't know grandad.
He replied "your Nana's arse can take my whole fist!"

Just posted this to Facebook. Caused a bit of a stir