Crap Jokes

[brightred]

What do japanese men do when they have an erection?

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LOL

Should that not be Chinese men?

[Slinky Skills]

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[Fosterbloke]

Or the Indian butler, Mahatma Coat.

[cadmium]

not bad that!!

What about the Chinese fence manufacturer

Ray Ling

[5europeancups]

Did you hear about the Japanese car thief?

Tommy Tukamota

not bad that!!

[cadmium]

Did you hear about the Japanese car thief?

Tommy Tukamota

[kev776]

I rolled a joint using a page from the Koran yesterday - Boy! did I get stoned.

[EwarWoo]

I shouldn't, that's terrible, but

[cadmium]

Saw a beautiful Thai woman on the train today and kept thinking, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, but then she did.

[RoadEnd]

Clubbers in Leeds have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths.


This dangerous process is known as 'E by Gum

[5europeancups]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQMYumUgYI#t=2m57s

brilliant!!

[ashey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQMYumUgYI#t=2m57s

[Shaggy]

Had me absolutely in tears

[maxwellbaxter]

Funniest thing I've heard in ages

[kev776]