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brilliant!!Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at Anfield -
Clubbers in Leeds have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths.
This dangerous process is known as 'E by Gum
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Saw a beautiful Thai woman on the train today and kept thinking, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection, but then she did.Justice for the 96Comment
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I shouldn't, that's terrible, but
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I rolled a joint using a page from the Koran yesterday - Boy! did I get stoned.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Did you hear about the Japanese car thief?
Tommy TukamotaJustice for the 96Comment
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not bad that!!Originally posted by cadmium View PostJacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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Justice for the 96Comment
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Or the Indian butler, Mahatma Coat.Was muß, das muß.Comment
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EditLast edited by Slinky Skills; 01-05-17, 05:34 PM.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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Should that not be Chinese men?Originally posted by wiw View PostWhat do japanese men do when they have an erection?
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[ATTACH]3152[/ATTACH]Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for RodneyComment
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Cheers
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A talking rabbit walks into a bar asks the barman for a pint and a cheese and ham toastie. Barman says can't believe this, a talking rabbit and the rabbits like yeah, mad isn't it.
Next night the rabbits back, asks for a pint and a chicken and chorizo toastie this time. Barman again says its mental this, can't believe we've got a talking rabbit in the pub. Anyway the rabbit downs his pint, finishes his toastie and ****s off. Barman decides to call the local press, let's them know about this talking rabbit and invites them all down next night.
Next night comes, all the press are there and no sign of the rabbit. Barman and all the press are gutted.
Next night the rabbit is back. Barman says where were you last night, had the press and everything down here waiting to see you. Rabbit says I was really ill all day yesterday wasn't feeling up to it. Barman said what was wrong, rabbit says I had a bad case of mixing my toasties.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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That was so not worth the effort
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