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    #2611
    Originally posted by baitman View Post
    whats got 14 windows that will never open...

    ****ing hell.....
    What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

    Batman

    F*** off!!!

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      #2612
      Why did Santa Claus stop going down Chimneys?



      Because he get Claustrophobic.
      Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


      Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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        #2613
        Did you know that the only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum? They're the Tolkien white guys.

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          #2614
          haha
          Cheers

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            #2615
            Originally posted by Norbs View Post
            Did you know that the only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum? They're the Tolkien white guys.
            "If Ritchie Blackmore fell into a vat of ****, he'd turn out to be wearing a rubber suit." - Ronnie James Dio

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              #2616
              What's black, white and hungry?



              Stephen Hawking's cat

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                #2617
                Really? Did he really feed his own cat when alive, even if he had one (that happened to be black and white)? Just a 'someone's dead' joke with no relevance to Hawkins specifically. That's a 2/10 joke on the joke scorecard.
                Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                  #2618


                  Last edited by RoadEnd; 14-03-18, 10:57 PM.

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                    #2619
                    Then my post was more successful than yours.
                    Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                      #2620

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                        #2621
                        Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
                        Really? Did he really feed his own cat when alive, even if he had one (that happened to be black and white)? Just a 'someone's dead' joke with no relevance to Hawkins specifically. That's a 2/10 joke on the joke scorecard.
                        He did...he called it Wheels
                        Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for Rodney

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                          #2622
                          Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
                          What's black, white and hungry?



                          Stephen Hawking's cat
                          What's black and white and hungry and not hungry?






                          Schrodinger's Cat
                          Really?

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                            #2623
                            Originally posted by Tatterdemalion View Post
                            What's black and white and hungry and not hungry?






                            Schrodinger's Cat
                            Is he alive or is he dead?

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                              #2624
                              Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

                              'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.
                              _____________________________________

                              Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                              Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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