**** me 
Bring back Reaper.
Bring back Reaper.
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I think I know him........... Is his middle name Fah??Originally posted by lfcchris View Post"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defenderComment
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Considering what others are getting banned for these days, you should count yourself very lucky matey.Originally posted by Lou View PostHe was like a dog this morning..who...Scooby Doo
Hes definitely in the top three in the world....who...Tarzan
If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?Comment
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I told my mate that, in order to get laid, I'd promised my girlfriend that I'd marry her in the summer.
He said, "July?"
I said, "Of course I did."Cheers
Subby
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"Blood on your toothbrush can be a sign of gum disease."
For me it's the sign of another successful abortion.
Cheers
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Someone must be great at call of duty in the Libya map...There have been loads of air strikes there.Cheers
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Kick Kick
"Don't you mean Knock Knock?"
No, I haven't got any arms.Cheers
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Isn't it ironic?
Fish are now eating raw Japanese.Cheers
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What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach get for lunch? - about 30 minutes like the rest of us.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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After a magical two weeks of sex I've decided to give this new girl the keys to my front door.
I'm pretty sure she's going straight to the cops though.
Girl: What colour are my eyes?
Guy: 34C
Harry: Hey Hermione, how do you summon a million tiny wizards?
Hermione: I don't know Harry, I don't think there's a spell for that...
Harry: FAP FAP FAP
I don't know why Fulham fans are complaining. I'm sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid for theirs.Cheers
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A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford saloon so he radios for backup.
"What's the situation?" asks the operator.
"A big, fat, black dude is dancing on a car roof."
"You can't say that over the radio," replies the operator. "You have to use the politically correct terminology."
"Okay," says the cop: "Zulu, Foxtrot, Sierra."Comment
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Originally posted by Subby View Post"Blood on your toothbrush can be a sign of gum disease."
For me it's the sign of another successful abortion.
I love this thread!!
"Justice has been done."Comment
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Last night my mate has just found out he is both gay and dyslexic
He's still in danielComment
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