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    **** me Bring back Reaper.
    Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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      Originally posted by lfcchris View Post
      No more jokes about japan please. One of my mates died there. R.I.P So Kin Wet
      I think I know him........... Is his middle name Fah??
      "That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.

      Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."

      Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender

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        Originally posted by Lou View Post
        He was like a dog this morning..who...Scooby Doo
        Hes definitely in the top three in the world....who...Tarzan

        Considering what others are getting banned for these days, you should count yourself very lucky matey.
        If we are all only happy when we are really winning in the end, when your race finishes, what life would that be?

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          I told my mate that, in order to get laid, I'd promised my girlfriend that I'd marry her in the summer.

          He said, "July?"

          I said, "Of course I did."
          Cheers

          Subby

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            "Blood on your toothbrush can be a sign of gum disease."

            For me it's the sign of another successful abortion.



            Cheers

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              Someone must be great at call of duty in the Libya map...There have been loads of air strikes there.
              Cheers

              Subby

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                Kick Kick
                "Don't you mean Knock Knock?"
                No, I haven't got any arms.
                Cheers

                Subby

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                  Isn't it ironic?

                  Fish are now eating raw Japanese.
                  Cheers

                  Subby

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                    Originally posted by Subby View Post
                    Isn't it ironic?

                    Fish are now eating raw Japanese.
                    For scientific research only ofcourse

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                      What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach get for lunch? - about 30 minutes like the rest of us.
                      Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                      Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                        After a magical two weeks of sex I've decided to give this new girl the keys to my front door.

                        I'm pretty sure she's going straight to the cops though.




                        Girl: What colour are my eyes?
                        Guy: 34C


                        Harry: Hey Hermione, how do you summon a million tiny wizards?
                        Hermione: I don't know Harry, I don't think there's a spell for that...
                        Harry: FAP FAP FAP


                        I don't know why Fulham fans are complaining. I'm sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid for theirs.
                        Cheers

                        Subby

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                          A policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford saloon so he radios for backup.

                          "What's the situation?" asks the operator.

                          "A big, fat, black dude is dancing on a car roof."

                          "You can't say that over the radio," replies the operator. "You have to use the politically correct terminology."

                          "Okay," says the cop: "Zulu, Foxtrot, Sierra."
                          www.terracehound.com

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                            Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                              Originally posted by Subby View Post
                              "Blood on your toothbrush can be a sign of gum disease."

                              For me it's the sign of another successful abortion.





                              I love this thread!!
                              "Justice has been done."

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                                Last night my mate has just found out he is both gay and dyslexic

                                He's still in daniel

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