Crap Jokes

[Red_Polo]

jeez...
i copied it from a post on facebook.
if boris bellend johnson would have been the main character of the story then id have just copied it as it was. both are well known for coming out with ****e and making a tit of themselves.
thats all there is to it. if you or anyone else thinks that to make fun of someone who is non white is racist then you need to give your collective heads a wobble. to consider anyone else other than a whitey to be above taking the piss out of them as its racist then you really have lost the plot.

I specifically was at pains to express that I wasn't implying either of these things were the case!

[baitman]

I specifically was at pains to express that I wasn't implying either of these things were the case!

sorry if i was implying you did, just posted in haste. cant believe the treehugging snowflakes


i have now re-read your post and see better that you were not agreeing that my comment was racist, but felt it helps to perpetuate the racist/bullying of women and people of non white ethnic origin.
like i said... if it was originally written about boris then thats what i would have posted, as its still funny either way. no one would claim it would be racist if it were about him, but maybe grumpy tory middle aged white guys might be upset as it stereotypes them... i doubt anyone would be getting all touchy about a joke about boris, would they. no balance...
people need to relax a little. for ****s sake, and all that ****.

[Norbs]

sorry if i was implying you did, just posted in haste. cant believe the treehugging snowflakes


i have now re-read your post and see better that you were not agreeing that my comment was racist, but felt it helps to perpetuate the racist/bullying of women and people of non white ethnic origin.
like i said... if it was originally written about boris then thats what i would have posted, as its still funny either way. no one would claim it would be racist if it were about him, but maybe grumpy tory middle aged white guys might be upset as it stereotypes them... i doubt anyone would be getting all touchy about a joke about boris, would they. no balance...
people need to relax a little. for ****s sake, and all that ****.

Or your friends on Facebook are ignorant pricks and you're not used to being reined in on Facebook. You're on your best behaviour on here and still get close to the mark with your posts on a regular basis. I'm not the PC brigade but I know a racist joke when I see one, however it's dressed up

Just saying like

[Slinky Skills]

I don't think it's a racist joke in the slightest so I'm with Baitman on this one.

[baitman]

Or your friends on Facebook are ignorant pricks and you're not used to being reined in on Facebook. You're on your best behaviour on here and still get close to the mark with your posts on a regular basis. I'm not the PC brigade but I know a racist joke when I see one, however it's dressed up

Just saying like

yeh, in YOUR opinion. but not mine.
its a joke about stupid people, and it just so happened that the figure of fun was dianne abbott, but it could have been anyone who is a well know walking gaffe.
and thats all there is to it from my perspective, but if you happen to perceive it to be any different then thats YOUR issue.

[Red_Polo]

yeh, in YOUR opinion. but not mine.
its a joke about stupid people, and it just so happened that the figure of fun was dianne abbott, but it could have been anyone who is a well know walking gaffe.
and thats all there is to it from my perspective, but if you happen to perceive it to be any different then thats YOUR issue.

Well, not really. Surely if he's right, then it's your issue only you're oblivious to it?

[Norbs]

yeh, in YOUR opinion. but not mine.
its a joke about stupid people, and it just so happened that the figure of fun was dianne abbott, but it could have been anyone who is a well know walking gaffe.
and thats all there is to it from my perspective, but if you happen to perceive it to be any different then thats YOUR issue.

Obviously I've taken issue with it, that's why I mentioned it

[baitman]

Obviously I've taken issue with it, that's why I mentioned it

Well, not really. Surely if he's right, then it's your issue only you're oblivious to it?

well he will just have to stew in his woe then. im not arsed. tried to state my case and thats not good enough for him. tough **** mate.
not bothering to reply any further.

[Kenneth]

Don't worry about it. Norbs is just going off on one. I don't think anyone who has ever heard a Jamaican accent could concluded that it makes the 'y' sound less pronounced.

[Mark79]

I think the joke is meant to be read in an Jamaican accent making it a racist joke. Can't see why it's meant to be funny for any other reason.

Baitman, you'll have to explain it for us thickos as I might be off the mark

Why would it be meant to be read in a Jamaican accent?
Countdown and County Down don’t need to be read in any particular accent to sound like one could be mistaken for the other.

[fidget]

Dianne Abbott lends nothing to the joke and in fact makes it worse.
She might be annoying and duplicitous on occasion but she's not "dumb" so why was she picked?
It's not random.
It would read better if the target of the joke was someone famous who was known to be/pretend to be geographically ignorant (joey essex/jade goody RIP)and wouldn't lose anything from having an unnamed target such as "a blonde".
I'd imagine this was how the joke originally read and at some point someone decided to change it to Dianne Abbot and insert a particularly unfortunate picture of her.
Ask yourself why on earth someone would choose to do that.

[baitman]

Dianne Abbott lends nothing to the joke and in fact makes it worse.
She might be annoying and duplicitous on occasion but she's not "dumb" so why was she picked?
It's not random.
It would read better if the target of the joke was someone famous who was known to be/pretend to be geographically ignorant (joey essex/jade goody RIP)and wouldn't lose anything from having an unnamed target such as "a blonde".
I'd imagine this was how the joke originally read and at some point someone decided to change it to Dianne Abbot and insert a particularly unfortunate picture of her.
Ask yourself why on earth someone would choose to do that.

i thought its abbott because she cant count...

[fidget]

Sure that makes sense
Someone may think she can't count and therefore the hilarity about specifically her mishearing something and answering with something that is connected to numeracy skills becomes in some way compounded.
That's some nth level humour.
Or maybe it could just originate from some bigoted mate of a mate on facebook. He's probably got a rant about Doreen Lawrence somewhere on his timeline too.

[Slinky Skills]

I don't think Baitman should have to explain himself here really, some of you are making him out to be a racist which he clearly isn't ffs.

[fidget]

No one is making him out to be a racist though.