Originally posted by sinbad
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Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off! -
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...
“Got any two watt bulbs?”
“For what?”
“That’ll do I’ll take two.”
“Two what?”
“I thought you didn’t have any.”
“Any what?”
“Ok then!”Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor
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Thank you! I had to work so hard to not say that for the twentieth timeOriginally posted by ChesterDave View Post
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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EditKlopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat c@#t!"All you touch and all you see
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This certainly fulfils the criteria of the thread title.Originally posted by bacon View PostModifying post.Comment
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.... (distracted dupe)Comment
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Originally posted by Saveloy View Post
I'd been searching for a way to say that, without saying that, if you get me
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What's pink and dusty?
Madelaine McCann's tricycle.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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That's a ancient recycled joke, not very original
What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved for ages? Rock Hudson's slippers
What's rusty and chained up in Canterbury cathedral? Terry Waite's bikeComment
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Everon are the longest running British comedy. Don't think Only Fools and Horses or Last of the Summer wine went on longer than 120 years.Comment
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