Crap Jokes

[Angryred]

Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.

[Slinky Skills]

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

“Got any two watt bulbs?”

“For what?”

“That’ll do I’ll take two.”

“Two what?”

“I thought you didn’t have any.”

“Any what?”

“Ok then!”

[ChesterDave]

I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

Haha

[Red_Polo]

I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

Haha

Thank you! I had to work so hard to not say that for the twentieth time

[Tee]

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

“Got any two watt bulbs?”

“For what?”

“That’ll do I’ll take two.”

“Two what?”

“I thought you didn’t have any.”

“Any what?”

“Ok then!”

[Slinky Skills]

I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

Haha

Thank you! I had to work so hard to not say that for the twentieth time

[Slinky Skills]

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[bacon]

Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat c@#t!"

[Buzzo]

Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat c@#t!"

This certainly fulfils the criteria of the thread title.

[Saveloy]

Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat c@#t!"

"Red_Polo likes this."

[Saveloy]

.... (distracted dupe)

[Red_Polo]

"Red_Polo likes this."

I'd been searching for a way to say that, without saying that, if you get me

[Slinky Skills]

What's pink and dusty?

Madelaine McCann's tricycle.

[Norbs]

That's a ancient recycled joke, not very original

What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved for ages? Rock Hudson's slippers

What's rusty and chained up in Canterbury cathedral? Terry Waite's bike

[Leyton388]

Everon are the longest running British comedy. Don't think Only Fools and Horses or Last of the Summer wine went on longer than 120 years.