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  • maxwellbaxter
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    Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
    Really? Did he really feed his own cat when alive, even if he had one (that happened to be black and white)? Just a 'someone's dead' joke with no relevance to Hawkins specifically. That's a 2/10 joke on the joke scorecard.
    He did...he called it Wheels

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  • EwarWoo
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  • Kenneth
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    Then my post was more successful than yours.

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  • RoadEnd
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    Last edited by RoadEnd; 14-03-18, 10:57 PM.

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  • Kenneth
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    Really? Did he really feed his own cat when alive, even if he had one (that happened to be black and white)? Just a 'someone's dead' joke with no relevance to Hawkins specifically. That's a 2/10 joke on the joke scorecard.

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  • RoadEnd
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    What's black, white and hungry?



    Stephen Hawking's cat

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  • Les Zeffelin
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    Originally posted by Norbs View Post
    Did you know that the only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum? They're the Tolkien white guys.

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  • Subby
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    haha

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  • Norbs
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    Did you know that the only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum? They're the Tolkien white guys.

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  • Slinky Skills
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    Why did Santa Claus stop going down Chimneys?



    Because he get Claustrophobic.

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  • Yozza
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    Originally posted by baitman View Post
    whats got 14 windows that will never open...

    ****ing hell.....

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  • baitman
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    whats got 14 windows that will never open...

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  • paulg
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    That's what she said.

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  • Ams12
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    Never too early Slinky


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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  • Slinky Skills
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    Originally posted by Ams12 View Post
    Hana partridge in a pear tree!

    Sorry


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    Ha ha **** off! Lol

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