Crap Jokes

[Slinky Skills]

Why can't a bike stand up on it's own?

Because it's two tired.

[cadmium]

Stan Collymore has been called up to the England squad. There's nobody better at knocking out Swedes

[5europeancups]

Today is National Stuart Goddard Day but he himself is adamant it is tomorrow.

[Red_Polo]

I don't get this. What's the joke? Elton John is gay and has a kid?

Either that or David Furnish is gay and has a kid.

Exactly what I thought I mean, really?

[ChesterDave]

Either that or David Furnish is gay and has a kid.

[Saveloy]

"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?"

"Good heavens son, who on Earth has told you that?"

"My other dad, Elton. "

I don't get this. What's the joke? Elton John is gay and has a kid?

[red g]

I went into a fancy - dress hire shop and asked for a vampire outfit, the assistant came back with a full Man United strip.
I said "I think that you have misheard me love, I said that I want to look like a Count"

[sinbad]

"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?"

"Good heavens son, who on Earth has told you that?"

"My other dad, Elton. "

[red g]

"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?"

"Good heavens son, who on Earth has told you that?"

"My other dad, Elton. "

[Buzzo]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.

[Le Chef]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.

[paulg]

[red g]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.

[Leyton388]

What's black and white and hungry and not hungry?






Schrodinger's Cat

Is he alive or is he dead?

[Tatterdemalion]

What's black, white and hungry?



Stephen Hawking's cat

What's black and white and hungry and not hungry?






Schrodinger's Cat