Crap Jokes

[Fivex]

That last one raised a chuckle from me

[Slinky Skills]

its the bad aids, **** joke payback.

I think it is mate, better quit with the bad jokes.

[baitman]

Ha ha ha I've still got the ****s you know, three weeks that is now.

its the bad aids, **** joke payback.

[Slinky Skills]

Eating all those **** pies ****ed up your stomach I reckon!

Ha ha ha I've still got the ****s you know, three weeks that is now.

[Irishnev]

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

Eating all those **** pies ****ed up your stomach I reckon!

[Slinky Skills]

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

[Slinky Skills]

Can I be banned from this thread please?

Atrocious aren't they.

I've got another **** one, I'll post it in a minute.

[Fivex]

Can I be banned from this thread please?

[ChesterDave]

[Slinky Skills]

My wife said to me "You need to stop acting like a Flamingo" so I put my foot down.

[Slinky Skills]

That was so not worth the effort

[Fivex]

That was so not worth the effort

[Slinky Skills]

A talking rabbit walks into a bar asks the barman for a pint and a cheese and ham toastie. Barman says can't believe this, a talking rabbit and the rabbits like yeah, mad isn't it.

Next night the rabbits back, asks for a pint and a chicken and chorizo toastie this time. Barman again says its mental this, can't believe we've got a talking rabbit in the pub. Anyway the rabbit downs his pint, finishes his toastie and ****s off. Barman decides to call the local press, let's them know about this talking rabbit and invites them all down next night.

Next night comes, all the press are there and no sign of the rabbit. Barman and all the press are gutted.

Next night the rabbit is back. Barman says where were you last night, had the press and everything down here waiting to see you. Rabbit says I was really ill all day yesterday wasn't feeling up to it. Barman said what was wrong, rabbit says I had a bad case of mixing my toasties.

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