Crap Jokes

[Slinky Skills]

How does a paedophile find an 8 year old in the woods?

Quite satisfying.

[ChesterDave]

Why was the four year old child of the anti-vax parent crying?






Mid-life crisis.

[Norbs]

Fredo?

[Slinky Skills]

I made a Belgian waffle this morning.

I made a Frenchman talk **** this afternoon.

[Kenneth]

That's weak

[Saveloy]

I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook

[baitman]

[red g]

Walking through Chinatown late one night, I was propositioned by a girl asking for sex. "No" I said "you are way too young!". She said, "How you know my name?"

[labourRed]

Karen Bradley maybe would have been a better subject.

#thingskarenbradleyneverknew

[Norbs]

Oh no, it's not another Jamaican accent one is it?

[Mark79]

No he's Welsh

I can see this is going to get beastly, we are shearing this one down to the skin

I'm getting outta here before I get fleeced.

Shut up ewe.

[topscorer]

Oh no, it's not another Jamaican accent one is it?

No he's Welsh

I can see this is going to get beastly, we are shearing this one down to the skin

I'm getting outta here before I get fleeced.

[Mark79]

That's racist

Oh no, it's not another Jamaican accent one is it?

[dom9]

Let's just get back to spinning some yarns.

[Norbs]

He's no longer the black sheep in the thread

That's racist