Crap Jokes

[Saveloy]

.... (distracted dupe)

[Saveloy]

Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat c@#t!"

"Red_Polo likes this."

[Buzzo]

Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat c@#t!"

This certainly fulfils the criteria of the thread title.

[bacon]

Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat c@#t!"

[Slinky Skills]

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[Slinky Skills]

I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

Haha

Thank you! I had to work so hard to not say that for the twentieth time

[Tee]

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

“Got any two watt bulbs?”

“For what?”

“That’ll do I’ll take two.”

“Two what?”

“I thought you didn’t have any.”

“Any what?”

“Ok then!”

[Red_Polo]

I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

Haha

Thank you! I had to work so hard to not say that for the twentieth time

[ChesterDave]

I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

Haha

[Slinky Skills]

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

“Got any two watt bulbs?”

“For what?”

“That’ll do I’ll take two.”

“Two what?”

“I thought you didn’t have any.”

“Any what?”

“Ok then!”

[Angryred]

Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.

[sinbad]

Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.

[Red_Polo]

One eye witness to the Notre Dam Fire says he's not sure who started the fire but he has a hunch!

Beat me to it

[Angryred]

One eye witness to the Notre Dam Fire says he's not sure who started the fire but he has a hunch!

[Nicey]