Crap Jokes

[baitman]

Comedy really is highly subjective. I watched that and thought it was rubbish.

Agree. I gave it a few minutes then bailed out, didnt comment just in case it upped its game later.

[Red_Polo]

Comedy really is highly subjective. I watched that and thought it was rubbish.

[Kenneth]

Comedy really is highly subjective. I watched that and thought it was rubbish.

[fabinho]

Some of the funniest standup I've seen for a while

[ame="https://youtu.be/uo8qXxnFuRQ"]https://youtu.be/uo8qXxnFuRQ[/ame]

[Yozza]

Thats less a joke than a sign of the times.
The fact that you even think it's ok to post sickens me.

Thank you

[fidget]

Erm...title of thread says poor/bad taste jokes so piss off, ya hacks!

Thats less a joke than a sign of the times.
The fact that you even think it's ok to post sickens me.

[topscorer]

Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags.

She asks her husband "what do we do?"

Husband says"I'm no expert, but I wouldn't ****ing spank him."

[Angryred]

Really? Racist rape jokes now?

Erm...title of thread says poor/bad taste jokes so piss off, ya hacks!

[EwarWoo]

Agreed, think that's a bit much.

[baitman]

A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young man answered "Aye, hods, I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle."

The manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK,...... so how many sales did you make today?"

The Geordie said "Just the one, Marra." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

How much was the sale for? £124,237.64" replied the Geordie.

The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64, what the hell did you sell him?"

"Well, forst I selt him a smaal fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I selt him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was gannin' fishing and he said doon at the coast, so I telt him he would need a boat, so we went doon tiv the boat department and I selt him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him doon tiv the car sales and I selt him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".

The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"

"Nah, nah......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his ladyfriend and I said.........

'Well, since ya weekend's ****ed, you might as well gan fishing."

[baitman]

Deleted. But its a cracker

[Leyton388]

Everon are the longest running British comedy. Don't think Only Fools and Horses or Last of the Summer wine went on longer than 120 years.

[Norbs]

That's a ancient recycled joke, not very original

What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved for ages? Rock Hudson's slippers

What's rusty and chained up in Canterbury cathedral? Terry Waite's bike

[Slinky Skills]

What's pink and dusty?

Madelaine McCann's tricycle.

[Red_Polo]

"Red_Polo likes this."

I'd been searching for a way to say that, without saying that, if you get me