Crap Jokes

[Saveloy]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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[kev776]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

[Norbs]

Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards out of a boat?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

[Fivex]

[Slinky Skills]

Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards out of a boat?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

[kingfunk]

Why did Adele cross the road? To say’ Hello from the other side.

[Norbs]

Apparently, The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

[Fivex]

very good

[Norbs]

Just heard the kids from alder hey hospital will be visiting the Liverpool players to cheer them up this year.

[ChesterDave]

As we don't have a good jokes thread I'll have to put this shamelessly stolen off Twitter joke here

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Steve Brookstein
Steve Brookstein who?
Thay's showbusiness

[bacon]

My wife said she was leaving me because I exaggerate too much.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock!

[Norbs]

Yeah, this is the wrong thread for it

[Alex]

Thats the sort of Joke I can get behind

[Shaggy]

Prince Charles arrives in Iran on an official visit. and enquires to the president, 'Where's the Shah?'
'What do you mean?', replies the president. 'There is no shah. We got rid of the shah years ago.'
'Alright then', says Prince Charles, 'in that case I'll have a bath!'

[Norbs]