Crap Jokes

[Fivex]

Yes because the punchline is a pun, you daft ****!

What's the relevance of them being a baker and why would their hands be smelly if they literally just needed to take a ****?

[Mark79]

Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!

Yes because the punchline is a pun, you daft ****!

What's the relevance of them being a baker and why would their hands be smelly if they literally just needed to take a ****?

[Fosterbloke]

Kneaded

Then it wouldn't funny would you plank!

[Norbs]

Haha, was pedanting that you had a capital K and then decided not to be such a dick after all

[Mark79]

Del

Echo?

Ffs with the edit, Norbs

[Norbs]

Del

[Mark79]

Why did the Baker have smelly hands?





He needed a poo.

Kneaded

[Fosterbloke]

Why did the Baker have smelly hands?





He needed a poo.

[tufty]

It's been discovered that Ants are the only creature on Earth that appear to be immune to all forms of illness and viruses

Scientists say its down to them having little anti bodies

[tufty]

****in Tufty

Where the hell you been man? All well?

been a while mate, various reasons

getting back up to speed, more ****e jokes to follow

[paulg]

[Norbs]

This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets for the Final at Wembley on Sunday. He paid £300 each including accommodation but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place!! It's at Burnley Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Deborah

[Norbs]

[5europeancups]

A geordie lass walks into a hairdressers and asks for a perm. The hairdresser replied ‘ i wandered lernly as a clood’…

[rudedog]

Topical one:

Why should you avoid buying Ukrainian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.