Crap Jokes

[Slinky Skills]

I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.

Haha!

[Fosterbloke]

My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?

That's should be in Peter Beardsley's jokebook!

[frank the tank]

I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.

[RoadEnd]

I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.

[Exiled_red]

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.

Sounds like a Duncan Jenkins ism

[Buzzo]

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.

[Buzzo]

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

[badpiggy]

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

[Norbs]

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

[Norbs]

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.

[Kenneth]

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

[Slinky Skills]

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.

[kev776]

My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.

[frank the tank]

My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.

[Yozza]

My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.