Crap Jokes

[ChesterDave]

I'm fairly sure the man with an organe for a head joke is in here as well. Its the same premise.

[Buzzo]

Is it not that he just asked for something really stupid? If not I don't get it either...

That’s it.

It’s the expectation that his reveal was going to be epic, and that the other guys would in some way not be satisfied and morally bankrupt.

Instead he just admits that he ****ed it up.

It’s genius.

[badpiggy]

I laugh every time I think of it.

[frank the tank]

the anticipation on that arms rotating thing was brilliant.......the punchline was such a let-down!!!

[ChesterDave]

Is it not that he just asked for something really stupid? If not I don't get it either...

[Subby]

I dont' get it....****! the arms rotating joke.

[Norbs]

[baitman]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying *******! You've been playing golf!'

[Buzzo]

I wonder who could tell that joke?

Yeah I dunno. The punchline would take a bit of telling.

I love a shaggy dog story though.

[badpiggy]

I wonder who could tell that joke?

[Buzzo]

[badpiggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/chrismooney/status/1486755606107144197[/ame]

[Buzzo]

https://twitter.com/craiguito/status...93943155417091

[badpiggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/craiguito/status/1485193943155417091[/ame]

[Slinky Skills]

Bought my girlfriend a fur coat made out of 3600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool.

I couldn't get her off the big wheel for 2 days.