Crap Jokes

[Kenneth]

I was waiting for the punchline.

[slaine]

Missing the u in colour. Invalidated

Did you know some countries actually use English as their default language, but change some spellings occasionally? Heresey! I here you cry... I work with Americans every day, and have to bite my tongue constantly

(I'm guessing you were aware, and were just looking to complain about yet another thing )

[ChesterDave]

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/st...97535453868032

Missing the u in colour. Invalidated

[Kenneth]

[labourRed]

https://twitter.com/VishKreative/sta...28965948907520

[ame]https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/917197535453868032[/ame]

[Buzzo]

[ChesterDave]

[ame]https://twitter.com/VishKreative/status/1572728965948907520[/ame]

[Buzzo]

[Slinky Skills]

I accidentally gave my mrs a glue stick instead of her lipstick, she still isn't talking to me.

[baitman]

Far too good for this thread but we don't have a good jokes thread

https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status...39058993156096

No, it's in the right section

[ChesterDave]

Far too good for this thread but we don't have a good jokes thread

[ame]https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1568639058993156096[/ame]

[Slinky Skills]

Have you started on your Christmas crackers already

[baitman]

What do you call a Pig that does Karate?

A Pork chop.

Have you started on your Christmas crackers already

[Slinky Skills]

What do you call a Pig that does Karate?

A Pork chop.

[Slinky Skills]

Hahaha!