Crap Jokes

[badpiggy]

A penguin comes running into a bar. ‘Hey, have you seen my brother? he asks the barman. "Dunno", says the barman - "What does he look like?’”

[Slinky Skills]

My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.

[RoadEnd]

I met a bloke at the garage the other day called William Hill. What are the odds of that happening

[kev776]

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.

[Norbs]

[Slinky Skills]

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.

[Norbs]

My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?

[Fivex]

My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?

[RoadEnd]

My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?

[kev776]

just seen on FB.

"Warning, I have been hacked, if you recieve a message from me calling you a c**t, be advised it was sent before I was hacked".

[Norbs]

[RoadEnd]

A man walks into the doctors and says doctor doctor I have 5 penises. Blimey says the doctor, how do your trousers fit? Like a glove

[Norbs]

Are you here all week?

[RoadEnd]

I went to the doctors and said I’ve got a problem, I always have a dump every morning at 6 o’clock. He said what’s the problem with that. I said I don’t get up until 8:30

[RoadEnd]

I phoned the local gym and asked if they could teach me the splits. He said well how flexible are you? I said, I can’t make Tuesdays or Thursdays