Crap Jokes

[Shaggy]

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[Fan65]

My pet mouse Elvis died today.

He was caught in a trap....

[RoadEnd]

My pet mouse Elvis died today.

He was caught in a trap....

[Fosterbloke]

After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion, and I think it's outrageous.



He slept with one of his patients, and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves.

What a waste of time, training and money.



A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet...

[slaine]

After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion, and I think it's outrageous.

He slept with one of his patients, and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves.
What a waste of time, training and money.

A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet...

[brightred]

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


A condescending con descending. ;-)

Clever

[ChesterDave]

My Grandad just said to me "Liverpool are ****e this year lad." I said "tell me something I don't know grandad.
He replied "your Nana's arse can take my whole fist!"

Told this in the pub tonight. Jaws dropped

[Kloppster]

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


A condescending con descending. ;-)

[Angryred]

What.





Oh and Gibbo.

Lee, never mind that...had a brain fart that day!

[Lee]

"& a little cunt called Bart!" to finish that off!

What.

I used to be a sadist and necrophiliac with a touch of bestiality. Gave that up as it was like flogging a dead horse

Oh and Gibbo.

[RoadEnd]

I used to be a sadist and necrophiliac with a touch of bestiality. Gave that up as it was like flogging a dead horse

[BG1973]

I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me.

[Gibbo]

The other fishermen hate him, you'll never guess the one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else...

Click-bait

[Angryred]

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"

"& a little cunt called Bart!" to finish that off!

[Boogs]

I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.

I'll let you know...