i know its your site and stuff but you should really consider giving yourself a week in the sin bin just to send a message and prevent anyone else trying **** like that.
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all. -
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Nothing for days??
Might have posted this before but....
What's the difference between Fatima Whitbreads cunt and a snooker ball?
You'd eat a snooker ball if you had to!I love SarahComment
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Why did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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What did the ceiling say to the floor?
I'll meet you at the corner.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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That's where they meet the walls, not each other.Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
Anyway this thread is for jokes in bad/poor taste
Not bad or poor jokes!Like blood on ironComment
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A man rings a vets surgery and says
"you've got to come to see my dog, he's swallowed a condom!! It's an emergency!!"
The vet says "il finish up what I'm doing and be there in one hour!"
The man rings back 10 minutes later and says to the vet "don't worry about coming now, panic over!"
The vet says "how come? "
The man says "I found another one in the draw"!!!ps3 fanclub member#1
sony will win the console war.Comment
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I love SarahComment
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Stolen from a friends Facebook...
Leicester will be in the Champions League next season.......
UEFA tend to gift-aid football shirts of the representative teams to children in underprivileged countries.... There could be children in Africa walking around in Leicester shirts......
Imagine..... Children without Water, walking around with 'Drinkwater' on their shirtsFootball without Origi is nothingComment
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I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.
I'll let you know...Go **** yourselfComment
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"& a little cunt called Bart!" to finish that off!Originally posted by Slinky Skills View PostNope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!Comment
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The other fishermen hate him, you'll never guess the one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else...
The times they are a changin'.Comment
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I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me.Comment
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