Originally posted by Slinky Skills
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Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one. -
I once asked a girl on a date and she said I had a face like a back of a boat.
I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Did you tiller to get stuffed ?Originally posted by Slinky Skills View PostMe, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives, Saint Peter says, "Welcome. You can ask me one question. Anything you want and I will answer truthfully."
The man says, "l have to know - Who really shot J.F.K.?"
Saint Peter says, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him, and he acted alone."
The man looks stunned, lets out a long whistle, shakes his head and says, "Wow.This goes even higher than I thought."Glass Half Full
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That's a bit highbrow for here
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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow.
Two animals that are in a baaaaaaad moooooood! HahaKlopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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Thats more like it
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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We’ve got a few of those on here
Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me.
Four tops.Glass Half FullComment
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Still too good for this threadComment
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.Comment
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I invented a thought controlled air freshener. People say it’s ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it.Glass Half FullComment
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thats pretty good!Originally posted by fidget View PostJacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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I'm selling all my dogging equipment on ebay
No bids yet but 15 people are watchingGlass Half FullComment
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