I think my wife is sticking glue on to all my antique weapons.
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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Fixed itOriginally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped. I only had a 9-iron but I still got it over the shed.Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a Screwdriver
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Originally posted by SB View Post
Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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My friend needed a bone marrow replacement. We found a match in Argentina and the operation was a success.
Our thanks goes out to Diego Marrow Donor.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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I was waiting for the stench to clear before commentingOriginally posted by Norbs View Post
Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.Comment
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook?
What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'
Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock
of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye.'
Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird ****?'
Pirate: 'Ahh, It was my first day with the hook.'removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.Comment
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What emergency number does Adolf Hitler dial when he needs help?
Nein nein nein!Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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The 1970s called, they want their joke back
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My mate Gav died of heartburn this morning.
I can't believe Gaviscon.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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