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    Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
    My mate Gav died of heartburn this morning.

    I can't believe Gaviscon.
    Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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      I once asked a girl on a date and she said I had a face like a back of a boat.

      I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look.
      Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


      Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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        Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
        I once asked a girl on a date and she said I had a face like a back of a boat.

        I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look.
        Did you tiller to get stuffed ?
        Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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          A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives, Saint Peter says, "Welcome. You can ask me one question. Anything you want and I will answer truthfully."
          The man says, "l have to know - Who really shot J.F.K.?"
          Saint Peter says, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him, and he acted alone."
          The man looks stunned, lets out a long whistle, shakes his head and says, "Wow.This goes even higher than I thought."
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            That's a bit highbrow for here

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              What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow.

              Two animals that are in a baaaaaaad moooooood! Haha
              Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


              Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                Thats more like it

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                  Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                  Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                    We’ve got a few of those on here
                    Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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                      I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me.
                      Four tops.
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                        Still too good for this thread

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                          Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                          Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                            I invented a thought controlled air freshener. People say it’s ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it.
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                              Originally posted by fidget View Post
                              I invented a thought controlled air freshener. People say it’s ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it.
                              thats pretty good!
                              Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at Anfield

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                                I'm selling all my dogging equipment on ebay
                                No bids yet but 15 people are watching
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