Crap Jokes

[Yozza]

i dont get it

Ha ha....

He was blamed for the handball..... Blame him for everything else?!

[Subby]

i dont get it

[Tee]

BREAKING NEWS : Kieran Gibbs has been found guilty in the Oscar Pistorious Murder Trial

Genuine LOL.

[Stanbull]

BREAKING NEWS : Kieran Gibbs has been found guilty in the Oscar Pistorious Murder Trial

[Stanbull]

My grandad says every morning when he measures his allotment it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before.I think the old ****er is slowly losing the plot!

[meffin]

you what? so gays, lesbians, disabled, downs syndromes, Chinese, Indians and every other ****ing denomination known to man or beast is ok for a joke, but heaven forbid someone mentions black people. you ****ing littel Hitler clown

[kev776]

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass. But tell me ...What made you come here?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with ya Father. A while back, I misplaced me *******' hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's ******' hat after all."

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell."

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, ....after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I remembered where I left me******' hat."

[cream]

I was hoping for some more quality insults.

Great idea for a new thread...

[RedReet]

Quit getting my hopes up. Logged in to find loads of posts in the bad jokes thread thinking there's a few jokes to laugh at and it's all serious mod ****

I was hoping for some more quality insults.

[MrMichael]

There is a very obvious, common sense difference between a "bad taste" joke and one about black people and slavery. I hate this thread in general myself, but trust the common decency of people here, well, not to go too far. Bloody hell, no amount of pedantry justifies that sort of "humour" in any circumstance

[Liverpel]

I think you need to look at the answers above and read the rules (again?) and you will find that it's not just racism that isn't acceptable, and the problem is rather that the mods are not a perfect panopticon and need the posts reported to act.

Nice word.

[Darkon]

Or a long series of very poorly constructed jokes :P

[Subby]

Quit getting my hopes up. Logged in to find loads of posts in the bad jokes thread thinking there's a few jokes to laugh at and it's all serious mod ****

[baitman]

Back on topic.

Why do more black people die in war then white people?

Because when people shout ‘get down’, black people start dancing.

racist mutha****er

nice one whitey

[dom9]

He's either writing a very long essay or he's a slow typer.

Or maybe he is correcting the mistakes that are inevitably made when typing with fists?