Crap Jokes

[SB]

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[SB]

I recently switched all the labels on my wife's Spice rack.

She doesn't know it yet, but her Thyme's Cumin.

[Slinky Skills]

I recently switched all the labels on my wife's Spice rack.

She doesn't know it yet, but her Thyme's Cumin.

[SB]

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[SB]

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[SB]

The only time i ever get asked for sex is on application forms.��

[DerKrampus]

You see that was good until the last nonsensical line.

Also God lied as he said "The hell you saw".

[baitman]

A couple were on their honeymoon:

Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband:

"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies. "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues. "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" Says the wife.

The husband says. "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" She says.

The husband says. "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat.

He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks. "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole."

[SB]

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[Slinky Skills]

A bit early to be opening the Christmas crackers

[baitman]

Why are there no drugs in the Jungle?

Because the Parrotsatethemall.

A bit early to be opening the Christmas crackers

[Slinky Skills]

Why are there no drugs in the Jungle?

Because the Parrotsatethemall.

[Buzzo]

I went to the local video shop and said could I borrow Batman Forever?

He said, no you have to bring him back tomorrow.

Told me wife I got a job at the bowling alley. Ten pin she said?

No, it’s a permanent post.

[Kenneth]

Good.

[Slinky Skills]

Told me wife I got a job at the bowling alley. Ten pin she said?

No, it’s a permanent post.