Fernando Torres

[doogle]

That thing Luiz does touching Nando's head before the game....Luiz has to be the ****tiest 'healer' and 'prayer' on earth....

and why do it on the pitch infront of the cameras

[Buzzo]

That thing Luiz does touching Nando's head before the game....Luiz has to be the ****tiest 'healer' and 'prayer' on earth....

Yeah that is desperate. They should really give that up.

[Vermilion]

and why do it on the pitch infront of the cameras

Isn't that obvious. Put Luiz in front of a camera and he's guaranteed to act the fool.

[baitman]

Secret agent Torres

it will all come out in kennys next book... how there was a master plan to turn chavski into a car crash and allow us to stealthily step over them into a CL position. shame danny guthrie hasnt been "activated" yet. hope we soon get a sleeper located within citeh and manure.

[Lee]

and why do it on the pitch infront of the cameras

Cos Luiz is an attention seeking prick.

[Lecter]

if you offered torres the chance to return to liverpool he'd jump at it

Not a chance AFC Liverpool would take him

[Bender]

Not a chance AFC Liverpool would take him

[kop-al-74]

[Kenneth]

? .

[kop-al-74]

Lol....I am trying to upload a caption not very successfully I'm afraid

[kop-al-74]

Luiz and Torres ritual

[Keith]

Luiz and Torres ritual

[Mostar]

Luiz and Torres ritual

[danperkins]

It's so cringey when Luiz does this to Torres, funny thing is Luiz must be one of the worst defenders in the league he's got enough problems of his own

[Vermilion]

It's so cringey when Luiz does this to Torres, funny thing is Luiz must be one of the worst defenders in the league he's got enough problems of his own

Such a childish thing to do really, i mean come the **** on.........'Let me touch your head and you'll score, and we'll do it in front of the cameras so we show everyone the force is strong in us'.

Except Torres doesn't score.......and he doesn't score.....and he dosen't score....and you both just look like a pair of idiots playing silly games instead of concentrating on the job at hand!