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    #16
    Tour guide: "Now you can tell by the rings in the wood how old our stadium is".
    I hate Polanski

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      #17
      Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
      They did get to the 3rd qualifying stage of the champions league you know.

      I can lend you the DVD if you want
      Lend?
      You mean you want it back
      Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
      'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

      "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

      * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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        #18
        Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
        Lend?
        You mean you want it back
        I have to borrow it from my brother-in-law
        Originally posted by Gordon Brown
        (1995)
        "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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