Tour guide: "Now you can tell by the rings in the wood how old our stadium is".
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Lend?Originally posted by Red Chilli View PostThey did get to the 3rd qualifying stage of the champions league you know.
I can lend you the DVD if you want
You mean you want it back
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs
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