Keegan Takes Over @...............

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

It's a move that smacks of desperation.

It's been a decade since Kev was at Newcastle. Everything's changed.

At worst it's a move by Ashley to appease the fans who want sexy football, but in all honesty he just wants the limelight taken off of him, his behavior towards Allardyce was that of an outright turncoat.

New owner, same old Newcastle.

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

So is that grasping cunt Shear-rah joining the dream ticket, or what?

[AFII]

Well, he made a good start the last time but it all fell apart after he signed Asprilla.

He actually almost won the league. It all comes down to how much backing he will get.

[RoadEnd]

From BBC live updates

1958: News in that King Kev has entered the building up in Newcastle - whether he arrived by sedan chair has yet to be confirmed. They're now playing Football's Coming Home inside St James' Park - it's verging on hysterical up there, I think the city of Newcastle might fold in on itself and disappear up Keegan's backside when he finally strolls onto the pitch. Although we're not sure that's going to happen yet...

[RoadEnd]

Newcastle 1-0

Keegan scores



OK - it was the other short arse - Owen

[RoadEnd]

2019: News reaches me that King Kev has arrived at St James' Park...AND HERE HE RUDDY IS!!! AS IF BY MAGIC, THE MESSIAH HAS ENTERED THE STADIUM! HE WAS HOVERING! I'M TELLING YOU HE HOVERED INTO THE STADIUM LIKE A GIANT KESTREL! Ruddy awful leather jacket though, he looks less like the Messiah and more like the bloke who owns the catering shop downstairs from me.

[Nic83]

at this thread

[purpleaki]

at this thread

Hi guy. I seen your myspace pictures and you are one really muscly guy.

Unfortunately your ginger hair puts me off.

Sorry.

[Dan]

Hi guy. I seen your myspace pictures and you are one really muscly guy.

Unfortunately your ginger hair puts me off.

Sorry.

FLMAO

[Lee]

Hi guy. I seen your myspace pictures and you are one really muscly guy.

Unfortunately your ginger hair puts me off.

Sorry.

[Nic83]

Hi guy. I seen your myspace pictures and you are one really muscly guy.

Unfortunately your ginger hair puts me off.

Sorry.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[redhead]

barcodes reckon they will score 6 0r 7. what muppets

[Harv]

AHAHHA


returning to the glory years

[Lee]

Owen on Keegan?

Just watching You're on Sky Sports and they've just mentioned that Keegan and Owen don't get on because of something Owen has previously said

I don't remember this? Must be something to do with his England days. Anyone remember?

[Nic83]

He said Keegan has a fluffy arse and Keegan wasn't too happy