The Crap Footballers Who You Might Have Forgotton About Thread

[Shaggy]

Who was that striker that Leeds bought (Dutch as well) was total garbage but then started banging the goals in for Huddersfield (I think) he was truly awful


Wijnhard!?

Ahaah, Clyde Wijnhard!

I remember in one season-previewing pull-out, Bobby Robson tipped him as Premiership top goalscorer.

[Rich]

Ahaah, Clyde Wijnhard!

I remember in one season-previewing pull-out, Bobby Robson tipped him as Premiership top goalscorer.

Good old Bobby

[Shaggy]

Leeds bought an even worse striker in Frank Strandli.

Howard Wilkinson called him the next David Hirst.

[Rich]

I always thought Stuart Ripley was an awful player, and David Warhurst (£3m!?!) was a total one season wonder and then reverted back to type as a defender!

[Shaggy]

I always thought Stuart Ripley was an awful player, and David Warhurst (£3m!?!) was a total one season wonder and then reverted back to type as a defender!

PAUL Warhurst!

He had one absolutely sensational season up front for Wednesday when Hirst & Bright picked up long-term injuries. He looked the real deal and I think even got called up to an England squad as a striker.

I met him once and got a signed photo. Think he’s still playing actually.

[Imy]

David May is worth a mention, how did someone so crap win so much?

[Guest]

David May is worth a mention, how did someone so crap win so much?

He wasn't a bad player.

How come didn't we have Phil ****ing Neville in this thread ?

[Rich]

PAUL Warhurst!

He had one absolutely sensational season up front for Wednesday when Hirst & Bright picked up long-term injuries. He looked the real deal and I think even got called up to an England squad as a striker.

I met him once and got a signed photo. Think he’s still playing actually.

, I thought David didn't look right but couldn't think of anything better!

[Shaggy]

Brendan Ormsby
Peter Haddock

[Shaggy]

Carlton Fairweather
Dennis Bailey (hat trick against United! )
Justin Edniburgh
Steve Chettle
Des Lyttle
Ian Woan
Erik Thorstvedt
Mark Falco
Mal Donaghy

[Resu]

Carlton Fairweather
Dennis Bailey (hat trick against United! )
Justin Edniburgh
Steve Chettle
Des Lyttle
Ian Woan
Erik Thorstvedt
Mark Falco
Mal Donaghy

[Joe King]

Ashley Ward
Marcus Stewart
Kevin Lisbie
Jordi Cruyff

[Shaggy]

I KNEW a Norwegian would bite!!!

[Imy]

Carlton Palmer

[RedProf]

Some great names being mentioned here, brings back memories of watching some ****e players down the years, from the Sunday ITV "The Match" right up to the present day sky/Setanta games.

I have to mention a few already mentioned though - Cedric Rousell - he had the mother of all crater faces

And Ian Olney. In fact, if you crossed Ian Olney with Ian Ormonroyd, you'd probably get Peter Crouch.

Oh, and Ian Marshall - what a mullet.