The Crap Footballers Who You Might Have Forgotton About Thread

[Lee]

Dodgy positioning... poor goalscoring record, some good performances in the Champions League...

..nope...

it's a piss poor show when all Igor is remembered for is his tiny wang

[Shaggy]

BUMP!

What a good thread.

Seeing Kevin MacDonald on MOTD earlier got me thinking of crap footballers most people have forgotten about, and I remembered this thread. We got MacDonald from Leicester, where I think he played with Lineker, and the likes of Steve Lynex , the moustachioed marksman, and their one-club-man keeper Mark Wallington.

Some great names in this thread. Add some more.

[Shaggy]

I'll start :

Gianluca Festa ('Boro - utter wank)

This reminded me of another crap player from that Boro side - Vladimir Kinder

[Craig_H]

He's still playing, but after just starting to watch a recording of MOTD, i have to nominate Brett Ormerod....utterly useless donkey

[Shaggy]

Les Fridge
John Bumstead

[Lee]

Goran Bunjevcevic

[Shaggy]

Haha ****ing hell. Spurs had some right dross around that time.

[Lee]

Robert Rosario

[saj]

Christian Poulsen

[Shaggy]

Ian Selley

[Shaggy]

This is a great thread.

[Venton]

Good god, how did you remember this?

[Daffy Duck]

Massimo Maccarone is still banging them in for Empoli in Serie A

Antoine Sibierski

[Tee]

Afonso ****ing Alves

[Liverpel]

Bernie Slavin

An accurate finisher with good positional sense and good close control 'The Wolfman' scored 146 goals in 381 games,mostly playing in the number 7 shirt. Slaven was a model of consistency finishing top scorer for five consecutive seasons. Team-mate Stephen Pears said of him: "He passed the ball into the net." Despite his fantastic scoring record and unashamedly selfish nose for goal, he was weak in the air and a poor tackler. His customary goal celebration was to jump upon the fence at the Holgate End at Boro's old ground, Ayresome Park – the fans were to see this celebration many times. When the ground was knocked down in 1996, Slaven acquired a section of the fence from the Holgate End, where it now sits, by his own admission, in his back garden.