.... no, not of his sunbed, but of football. I must say, I am with him on this one. Really takes the piss this case:
Jordan to sell Palace
Disillusioned chairman to quit over Bostock affair
Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan claims he has taken the club as far as he can after outlining his intent to sell the Championship outfit.
The outspoken Eagles chief, who bought Palace out of administration in 2000, has made no secret of his disdain for various aspects of the modern game.
His disillusioned mindset peaked in the close-season when a League transfer tribunal awarded the club only £700,000 following 16-year-old John Bostock's move to Tottenham.
Bostock, reportedly courted by the likes of Manchester United and Barcelona, is regarded as one the country's top young players and it would appear the fee received for a starlet brought through the club's academy looks to be the final straw.
Jordan said: "Without a shadow of a doubt, this is my last year. I've taken the club as far as I can.
Cheated
"It's my specific intention to find a buyer this season. I will do nothing to affect manager Neil Warnock and I will be absolutely committed to the club and I will find a responsible buyer.
"I am not de-motivated by the team, manager or fans. But I have been disillusioned with football for a long time.
"I kept my sanity by pumping millions of pounds into my academy, feeling the saving grace of my club was finding players who would be chomping at the bit and honoured to play in the first team.
"But that's been taken away from me as well. Bostock was one of the best players my academy has produced in the last 10 years - and he has been sold for a packet of crisps.
"Bostock was the gem of gems and had Manchester United and Barcelona courting him. I got £700,000 by the tribunal - the system that is meant to represent me."
Disillusioned chairman to quit over Bostock affair
Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan claims he has taken the club as far as he can after outlining his intent to sell the Championship outfit.
The outspoken Eagles chief, who bought Palace out of administration in 2000, has made no secret of his disdain for various aspects of the modern game.
His disillusioned mindset peaked in the close-season when a League transfer tribunal awarded the club only £700,000 following 16-year-old John Bostock's move to Tottenham.
Bostock, reportedly courted by the likes of Manchester United and Barcelona, is regarded as one the country's top young players and it would appear the fee received for a starlet brought through the club's academy looks to be the final straw.
Jordan said: "Without a shadow of a doubt, this is my last year. I've taken the club as far as I can.
Cheated
"It's my specific intention to find a buyer this season. I will do nothing to affect manager Neil Warnock and I will be absolutely committed to the club and I will find a responsible buyer.
"I am not de-motivated by the team, manager or fans. But I have been disillusioned with football for a long time.
"I kept my sanity by pumping millions of pounds into my academy, feeling the saving grace of my club was finding players who would be chomping at the bit and honoured to play in the first team.
"But that's been taken away from me as well. Bostock was one of the best players my academy has produced in the last 10 years - and he has been sold for a packet of crisps.
"Bostock was the gem of gems and had Manchester United and Barcelona courting him. I got £700,000 by the tribunal - the system that is meant to represent me."

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