Ronaldo will be at Utd next season

[wiw]

They may have to replace Robinho though

[badpiggy]

i know it wouldn't matter in the end but i'd love to see us dominant again while ferguson was still manager.

[The Erectile Banana]

I think I would actually have a party, a proper party, if Ronaldo AND Purple Nose left!

I think we'd all join you in that.

I'll bring the sausage rolls!

[Joe King]

I think we'd all join you in that.

I'll bring the sausage rolls!

No, you bring the K. I'll help you out as well. BTW, check the group Update is very well needed

[Tee]

Where's the party?!!!!!!!! Can't wait!!

[wiw]

No, you bring the K. I'll help you out as well. BTW, check the group Update is very well needed

I'm there!

[The Erectile Banana]

I'm there!

Tell you what I'll bring the K and the sausage rolls because you can't have a good party without sausage rolls.

[Joe King]

Tell you what I'll bring the K and the sausage rolls because you can't have a good party without sausage rolls.

Its better with some K

Have you read the board in the Banana Splits?

[The Erectile Banana]

Its better with some K

Have you read the board in the Banana Splits?

I have mate and I've left a message.

[Red Chilli]

When you say "K" you're on about potassium, not ketamine, right?

[The Erectile Banana]

When you say "K" you're on about potassium, not ketamine, right?

Correct.



You should join us Chili.

You seem like a man who appreciates all things K.

[Red Chilli]

Correct.



You should join us Chili.

You seem like a man who appreciates all things K.

I often have to prescribe neat potassium, dangerous stuff, but potassium has caused me many a busy night shift

[fah-q]

or cider?

[rudedog]

Correct.



You should join us Chili.

You seem like a man who appreciates all things K.

I always assumed it was gay speak for KY jelly.

[Liverpool]

Cristiano Ronaldo has confirmed that he will remain at Manchester United "for at least another year", according to Portuguese newspaper Publico.

Winger Ronaldo, 23, had frequently expressed his wish to leave for Spanish giants Real Madrid this summer.

"Sir Alex Ferguson heard my arguments, I heard his and, in fact, it was settled that the best for both parties would be for me to stay," he said.

"Therefore, I can confirm that, next season, I will play for Man United."

Manchester United manager Ferguson said on Tuesday that the Ronaldo transfer saga was now "closed" after over two months of frenzied speculation that the player would depart Old Trafford for the Bernabeu.