Who needs Torres when we've got Yakubu

[Shaggy]

A Bitter colleague has just been telling me about Everton's new "great song" that got its first airing last night - about Yakubu and to the tune of our Torres song.

FFS. What is it with our rivals *******ising our tunes?

He said "You'll hear it next week but it's along the lines of 'who needs Fernando Torres when we've got Yakubu"

[Elvoz]

A Bitter colleague has just been telling me about Everton's new "great song" that got its first airing last night - about Yakubu and to the tune of our Torres song.

FFS. What is it with our rivals *******ising our tunes?

He said "You'll hear it next week but it's along the lines of 'who needs Fernando Torres when we've got Yakubu"

these cunts are called bitters for a reason

why do they insist on singing about us all the time if they arent bitter

[PTP]

haha can't wait!

nothing against everton but on the subject of Yakubu.

We all know Andy Gray is a tit, but this cracks me up - firstly to point i am not having a pop at the blue****e it's something me and my mate noticed ages ago when yakubu was happy at middlesborough.

Why does Andy Gray insist on calling the yak or yaks!!! - it was embarrasing - it was like listening to some teeneager comment on his best mates football team and wanking over his best mate all through the game calling by his nickname, anyway he still does it now and he seems to have a real hard-on for the yak!

so this middlesborough game - think it was a carling cup tie or something. the yak is having a mare but borough win a penalty. Andy Gray pipes "ooohh u know, there is only one person going to take this, the yak, for me one of the best penalty takers around." - The yak ****ing scuffed it straight at the keeper. me and my mate pissed ourselves.

The game went into penalties - and the yak walked up to take one - cue gray "oh ho ho - the yaks steps, he is the best penalty taker i have seen so there is no way he will miss again, not a chance, no way, he will just smash this in." - the yak steps up, sends the keeper the wrong way, and hit the ****ing post......FAIL!

[dom9]

I have noticed this too.

It's completely irrational behaviour.

[Mike]

Why is it when replays of fouls are shown, and it is an obvious foul; we can all see it...

why does andy gray so, "oh, there is nothing to that, poor decision"

Tosser.

[Tee]

these cunts are called bitters for a reason

why do they insist on singing about us all the time if they arent bitter

Exactly. Do they realise that we just piss ourselves laughing at the feckers?

What an embarrassing club they have become.

[Tee]

haha can't wait!

nothing against everton but on the subject of Yakubu.

We all know Andy Gray is a tit, but this cracks me up - firstly to point i am not having a pop at the blue****e it's something me and my mate noticed ages ago when yakubu was happy at middlesborough.

Why does Andy Gray insist on calling the yak or yaks!!! - it was embarrasing - it was like listening to some teeneager comment on his best mates football team and wanking over his best mate all through the game calling by his nickname, anyway he still does it now and he seems to have a real hard-on for the yak!

so this middlesborough game - think it was a carling cup tie or something. the yak is having a mare but borough win a penalty. Andy Gray pipes "ooohh u know, there is only one person going to take this, the yak, for me one of the best penalty takers around." - The yak ****ing scuffed it straight at the keeper. me and my mate pissed ourselves.

The game went into penalties - and the yak walked up to take one - cue gray "oh ho ho - the yaks steps, he is the best penalty taker i have seen so there is no way he will miss again, not a chance, no way, he will just smash this in." - the yak steps up, sends the keeper the wrong way, and hit the ****ing post......FAIL!

[Marky]

A Bitter colleague has just been telling me about Everton's new "great song" that got its first airing last night - about Yakubu and to the tune of our Torres song.

FFS. What is it with our rivals *******ising our tunes?

He said "You'll hear it next week but it's along the lines of 'who needs Fernando Torres when we've got Yakubu"

Very deluded indeed but come on man every fan of a club is deluded in some way. I for one have bigged up Liverpool players beyond there true level, you support the team they play for so it's normal.

[cadmium]

so if Rafa went mad and offered a straight swap of Torres for "The Yak" they'd reject it?

delusional bitter *******s

[DannyMan2006]

haha can't wait!

nothing against everton but on the subject of Yakubu.

We all know Andy Gray is a tit, but this cracks me up - firstly to point i am not having a pop at the blue****e it's something me and my mate noticed ages ago when yakubu was happy at middlesborough.

Why does Andy Gray insist on calling the yak or yaks!!! - it was embarrasing - it was like listening to some teeneager comment on his best mates football team and wanking over his best mate all through the game calling by his nickname, anyway he still does it now and he seems to have a real hard-on for the yak!

so this middlesborough game - think it was a carling cup tie or something. the yak is having a mare but borough win a penalty. Andy Gray pipes "ooohh u know, there is only one person going to take this, the yak, for me one of the best penalty takers around." - The yak ****ing scuffed it straight at the keeper. me and my mate pissed ourselves.

The game went into penalties - and the yak walked up to take one - cue gray "oh ho ho - the yaks steps, he is the best penalty taker i have seen so there is no way he will miss again, not a chance, no way, he will just smash this in." - the yak steps up, sends the keeper the wrong way, and hit the ****ing post......FAIL!

To be fair he's called Gerrard "Stevie G" on many an occasion.

[-V-]

haha can't wait!

nothing against everton but on the subject of Yakubu.

We all know Andy Gray is a tit, but this cracks me up - firstly to point i am not having a pop at the blue****e it's something me and my mate noticed ages ago when yakubu was happy at middlesborough.

Why does Andy Gray insist on calling the yak or yaks!!! - it was embarrasing - it was like listening to some teeneager comment on his best mates football team and wanking over his best mate all through the game calling by his nickname, anyway he still does it now and he seems to have a real hard-on for the yak!

so this middlesborough game - think it was a carling cup tie or something. the yak is having a mare but borough win a penalty. Andy Gray pipes "ooohh u know, there is only one person going to take this, the yak, for me one of the best penalty takers around." - The yak ****ing scuffed it straight at the keeper. me and my mate pissed ourselves.

The game went into penalties - and the yak walked up to take one - cue gray "oh ho ho - the yaks steps, he is the best penalty taker i have seen so there is no way he will miss again, not a chance, no way, he will just smash this in." - the yak steps up, sends the keeper the wrong way, and hit the ****ing post......FAIL!

It doesnt wind me up but i do cringe when Yakubu scores and Andy Gray shouts "Feed the Yak and the Yak will score !!"

Everytime without fail I mean WTF

[jono]

haha can't wait!

nothing against everton but on the subject of Yakubu.

We all know Andy Gray is a tit, but this cracks me up - firstly to point i am not having a pop at the blue****e it's something me and my mate noticed ages ago when yakubu was happy at middlesborough.

Why does Andy Gray insist on calling the yak or yaks!!! - it was embarrasing - it was like listening to some teeneager comment on his best mates football team and wanking over his best mate all through the game calling by his nickname, anyway he still does it now and he seems to have a real hard-on for the yak!

so this middlesborough game - think it was a carling cup tie or something. the yak is having a mare but borough win a penalty. Andy Gray pipes "ooohh u know, there is only one person going to take this, the yak, for me one of the best penalty takers around." - The yak ****ing scuffed it straight at the keeper. me and my mate pissed ourselves.

The game went into penalties - and the yak walked up to take one - cue gray "oh ho ho - the yaks steps, he is the best penalty taker i have seen so there is no way he will miss again, not a chance, no way, he will just smash this in." - the yak steps up, sends the keeper the wrong way, and hit the ****ing post......FAIL!

Was that pun intended???

[Redlife]

Well if football was an eating contest, I'd choose the Yak any day.

[JohnDoe]

I like Yakubu, very good striker, certainly the best finisher they've had in years. He seems like a nice bloke too, can't bring myself to hate him.

And I like "the Yak" nickname h: Maybe because I find the bitters' worship of him entertaining. It's funny to see them cream over him. Dunno.

[Exiled_red]

It reminds me of a BS mate of mine always used to sing "Who needs Cantona when we've got Anders Limpar"