Who needs Torres when we've got Yakubu

[slimbimjim]

Purple Aki

[Shaggy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvz22rBn9RI

[BigPapi]

Evertonians are like Trinidadians to Big Papi, they are second rate in everything they do. Ato Bolden can suck Big Papi's balls.

[PTP]

It reminds me of a BS mate of mine always used to sing "Who needs Cantona when we've got Anders Limpar"

what was the chant they had for mikael nadar - something about being a porn star

[cadmium]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvz22rBn9RI

[Joe King]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvz22rBn9RI

FFS. That is awful. And plays into our hands of them being extremely bitter.

[wiw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvz22rBn9RI

Pathetic

[Parm]

Why is it when replays of fouls are shown, and it is an obvious foul; we can all see it...

why does andy gray so, "oh, there is nothing to that, poor decision"

Tosser.

also why does he always say "same old scholesy,he never did learn to tackle haha" whenever that ginger fecker hacks down yet another opponent and gets away with no bookng?

[Mike]

also why does he always say "same old scholesy,he never did learn to tackle haha" whenever that ginger fecker hacks down yet another opponent and gets away with no bookng?

I noticed that too...

Another is when someone scores, his voiced suddenly goes croaky

"What a goal, he DRILLS it in the bottom corner"

[Red_Polo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvz22rBn9RI

It's hard to hate them seeing something like that. I genuinely feel very sorry for them seeing that, it's truly a sad state of affairs.

[Paddy]

**** off, cunts.

[Leyton388]

A Bitter colleague has just been telling me about Everton's new "great song" that got its first airing last night - about Yakubu and to the tune of our Torres song.

FFS. What is it with our rivals *******ising our tunes?

He said "You'll hear it next week but it's along the lines of 'who needs Fernando Torres when we've got Yakubu"

Shaggy mate i think it is a great thing that you spend time with the less fortunate in this world.

[johnly]

haha can't wait!

nothing against everton but on the subject of Yakubu.

We all know Andy Gray is a tit, but this cracks me up - firstly to point i am not having a pop at the blue****e it's something me and my mate noticed ages ago when yakubu was happy at middlesborough.

Why does Andy Gray insist on calling the yak or yaks!!! - it was embarrasing - it was like listening to some teeneager comment on his best mates football team and wanking over his best mate all through the game calling by his nickname, anyway he still does it now and he seems to have a real hard-on for the yak!

so this middlesborough game - think it was a carling cup tie or something. the yak is having a mare but borough win a penalty. Andy Gray pipes "ooohh u know, there is only one person going to take this, the yak, for me one of the best penalty takers around." - The yak ****ing scuffed it straight at the keeper. me and my mate pissed ourselves.

The game went into penalties - and the yak walked up to take one - cue gray "oh ho ho - the yaks steps, he is the best penalty taker i have seen so there is no way he will miss again, not a chance, no way, he will just smash this in." - the yak steps up, sends the keeper the wrong way, and hit the ****ing post......FAIL!

mate I thought exactly the same, just bit my lip at the time. Commentators should be impartial at all times. All through that game I though that Gray and the Yak were off for a cosy dinner afterwards

[Leyton388]

There is one Answer to that guys

ANDY GRAY IS A ******

[jono]

After watching the match I think we should sing the song with them. Changing it slightly to "you need Torres when you've got Yakabu"