Adams appointed new Pompey boss

[The Erectile Banana]

Just saw a bit of the press conference on SSN at lunchtime.

In fairness he does look as thick as pig ****. He made some half baked joke about the club missing Redknapp's charm at least I think that's what he said given the level of garbled rubbish he was spewing.

All those years on the fizzy pop appear to have killed off what grey matter he may once have possessed.

[Mike]

He also said

"I know what the fans want : Exciting football.

So i dont know why they have chosen me!"

[Reece]

He also said

"I know what the fans want : Exciting football.

So i dont know why they have chosen me!"

Yeah probably best he gets a taxi.

[Slim]

Yeah probably best he gets a taxi.

[Shaggy]

Yeah probably best he gets a taxi.

[bobbyfallon]

he wont last long. cheap option in the meantime i recon

[The Erectile Banana]

Yeah probably best he gets a taxi.

Inspired.

[JohnnyLambert]

On another point my mates best pal since he was young was just starting out at Arsenal and was on the next treatment table to Big T, just over from Ireland and in London for the first time he asks....

"Well Tony where's the best place to go in London"

"Well best place I've been son is up Caprice's arse but I dunno if your allowed there"

Big Adams and Parlour meant to be lethal craic and Caprice apparently!!

[Shaggy]

Unbelievably that's the third time in about the last hour that I've heard tales of Caprice taking it up the marmite motorway. Seriously. A Bluenose mate here reckons his best pal is the majority shareholder in Matalan () and knows Adams. Reckons 'Tone' used to brag all the time about her fondness for receiving a stab in the dark.

[JohnnyLambert]

Unbelievably that's the third time in about the last hour that I've heard tales of Caprice taking it up the marmite motorway. Seriously. A Bluenose mate here reckons his best pal is the majority shareholder in Matalan () and knows Adams. Reckons 'Tone' used to brag all the time about her fondness for receiving a stab in the dark.

Good news travels fast eh...Wouldn't mind a slight stab at that myself, wonder who's hanging out of her these days, i'd say Charlie Nicholas!

[Joe King]

Yeah probably best he gets a taxi.

Brilliant.

Doesn't he want Martin Keown as his assistant? The phrase 'Think Fast' wouldn't apply of course.

[pondus]

Brilliant.

Doesn't he want Martin Keown as his assistant? The phrase 'Think Fast' wouldn't apply of course.

No substitutions until the 89th minute then

[-V-]

I predict that he will fail. Joe Jordan should have got the job.

[Matt]

Oh dear. Adams has it all to prove. He was an unmitigated disaster at Wycombe. He likes to project himself as a thinker...a chin-stroking pseudo intellectual who adds pauses and stuff for effect. In reality he's as thick as pig ****. Mark my words, he will be an abject failure.

He strikes me as the kind of guy who might be a decent man manager but on the other hand he definitely doesnt seem the kind of person who could deliver a rousing speech if his team are down at half time.

He's lucky there's no big ego's at Pompey, I reckon some players would walk all over him.

Yeah probably best he gets a taxi.

lulz!

[Joe King]

He is the sort of man who says a million words but doesn't say anything. It must be one of them things they teach at rehab.

Unfortunately, that doesn't apply to Paul Merson.