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    #76
    Players celebrating winning a penalty.....you haven't scored the goal yet you cunt

    Konchesky's forehead......he looks like a damn Pachycephalosaurus.
    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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      #77
      Almost everything.
      .
      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



      May the Lord bless this post.

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        #78
        Originally posted by Harv View Post
        Konchesky's forehead......he looks like a damn Pachycephalosaurus.
        you took the words right out of my mouth

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          #79
          The Scum

          The Chavs

          The Bitters

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            #80
            Originally posted by Matt View Post
            you took the words right out of my mouth
            "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

            "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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              #81
              Originally posted by Harv View Post
              Players celebrating winning a penalty.....you haven't scored the goal yet you cunt

              Konchesky's forehead......he looks like a damn Pachycephalosaurus.


              For, I think, the very first time, I just spat on my screen.

              I was trying to pronounce "Pachycephalosaurus."
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #82
                Glad to be of service Neil
                "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                  #83
                  Originally posted by Neil Young View Post


                  For, I think, the very first time, I just spat on my screen.

                  I was trying to pronounce "Pachycephalosaurus."


                  I did exactly the same.

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                    #84
                    Clubs that play music when their team score
                    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                      #85
                      Commentators who say "untypical of Paul Scholes" everytime he gives the ball away, which is becoming more frequent.

                      Jamie Redknapp, literally.

                      Kenny Cunningham on RTE. Why?

                      Terry and Lampard. A pair of cunts.
                      That rug really tied the room together.

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                        #86
                        Bosingwa's eyebrow- Oscar the Grouch looking dirty cunt
                        "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                        "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                          #87
                          Gerrard's dives
                          Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                            #88
                            Originally posted by Harv View Post
                            Bosingwa's eyebrow- Oscar the Grouch looking dirty cunt


                            Amazing indeed.

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                              #89
                              class thread - most of mine have been said already

                              with ref away fans - ****ing does my head in

                              "were is your famous atmosphere" - ****ing hell, two things

                              1st) if this dickheads actually came up with some original or witty then i am almost certain it would wake the kop up and create a response, so therefore an atmopshere!

                              2nd) if these away teams didn't just turn to park the bus in front of the goal and actually came to play football and make a game of it, it would give us somehting to shout about


                              Also - sky sports news - even though i admit, i can sit there for hours watching it when there is **** all else on, it is one of the main reasons there is a media frenzy everytime a premiership player farts in public. Cause they are on 24/7 they have to pad it out with anything and make a nothing story into breaking news, this then means all the other media outlets either jump all over it or go out and 'create' their own breaking news so they can be the first ahead of Sky.

                              The over-analysis of football. Ok i don't mind watching some of it, when someone talks sense on a key moment etc But everyone now has an opinion and they try be even cleverer than the next person. So we end up hearing 20 mins of an expert going over a dubious conceded throw in that led to nothing and had no impact on the game whatsover.

                              prob loads more but that will do for now
                              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                                #90
                                Mancs
                                Refs
                                Chavs
                                Bitters
                                Andy Gray
                                Chavs
                                International 'breaks'
                                transfer window
                                Mancs
                                4th official holding up "20" mins to add at OT when Mancs need to score
                                Chavs
                                Andy Gray
                                Mancs

                                Hicks
                                Gillett
                                Chavs
                                Mancs

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